Pearls from a bulletin board

These two were published in my office's electronic bulletin board in the last 2-3 weeks:

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Land for sale in Marayoor. 12 acres of land which contains arakkanut, coffee bean, vanilla, cardamom and a variety of trees. Two sides of the property are surrounded by a small river which is from forest having plenty of water, year round. End to end irrigation facility is also provided; you can reach it by private road .Any of the animals shouldn’t reach this place. It was turned up into an estate 6-7 years back. So the soil is so fertile. You need not want to put any fertilizers. It is an apt place for tourism related business also (Villas, Hotels etc.).Telephone facility is also available. There is a small house (not concrete, aluminium sheet) with 3 rooms and one bedroom with attach bathroom. This property also contains mango trees, orange, apple and so many other trees. It is really a good place for any type of cultivation. Really a good place for spending holidays (like farmhouse).The climate is so good that any one (any age) can easily adjust. It is not as cold as Munnar and not as hot as typical Kerala. Land is situated 40 Km from Munnar towards Udumalpettu and 60 km from Udumalpettu. Any one interested please contact to the following number..


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There is an excellent land available in Chengleput she can contact Mr. excellent approved lay out. Her No. is......

Congratulations

As part of a job selection process, candidates were asked to write a 60 word email to their subordinate, congratulating them on successfully hosting a team outing.

This was one of the responses:

Awesome email

This email was sent to my company's HR folks and has somehow managed to find its way around the globe. Here it is for posterity....


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hello sir

my name is "*.*" from udumalpet studying in gvg college III b.sc Physics, i have got selected in ur campus interview held at nachimuthu polytechnique pollachi, really because of my parents only i have attended the interview but accidently i got selected, so i am not interested in joining ur company because i have an affair with a boy in our street, so we are going to get married soon, but because of this offer, my parents are forceing me to join in ur company,but really i am not interested to work there leaving my wood bee... so pls tell the steps how to cancel this appoinment of selection, or to whom i have too speak to stop this offer.... ur id too i got through my college staffs after a long search... so pls reply me how to stop my offer pls..... or give any HR persons mail id, pls do this help for my love.. i think u know the pain of love pls help by giving nessary information sir
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