Awesome email

This email was sent to my company's HR folks and has somehow managed to find its way around the globe. Here it is for posterity....


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hello sir

my name is "*.*" from udumalpet studying in gvg college III b.sc Physics, i have got selected in ur campus interview held at nachimuthu polytechnique pollachi, really because of my parents only i have attended the interview but accidently i got selected, so i am not interested in joining ur company because i have an affair with a boy in our street, so we are going to get married soon, but because of this offer, my parents are forceing me to join in ur company,but really i am not interested to work there leaving my wood bee... so pls tell the steps how to cancel this appoinment of selection, or to whom i have too speak to stop this offer.... ur id too i got through my college staffs after a long search... so pls reply me how to stop my offer pls..... or give any HR persons mail id, pls do this help for my love.. i think u know the pain of love pls help by giving nessary information sir
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Masterpiece

Maybe they meant "It's raining vegetables"

But what on earth did they mean by "ducker" ???

I think they meant "Mother"